Donaghan Job Tremlett

Disappointing lack of pranks pulled today, I'd say. Best I saw was from those redheaded twins in Gryffindor who somehow got the suits of armor to sound like Filch and Babbling and Trelawney. At least, I think it was them, since they were laughing at everyone from the cupboard near the Defense classroom.

( Failed Privacy Hex to self )

[Failed Privacy Hex to Kirley]
Did you happen to toss your underwear on my bed or something in your rush to get to class today? Because these definitely aren't mine, and I really hope they're not anyone else in our dorm's. Don't really want to be mistaken for Pepper, now.

You're my best mate but that's fuzzy bunnies nasty. And don't blame it on me, I woke you up in time, not my fault we were almost late for Herbology.

Oi, speaking of Herbology, you think on Friday we can get there early so we can not be in a group with Tonks and Proudfoot? Bit awkward still.
[/Failed Hex]

Added later: Guess you all can read this, then? So be it. I'm done hiding things.

Stop your complaining, Ryan. If you hadn't been such an arse we wouldn't be in this mess anyway. TWO WEEKS of detention with Snape. This is rubbish.




Nice breasts, by the way. Can't tell you apart from your twin anymore.

Can't sleep.

[Private: I don't need her. Don't need her one bit. She's just holding me back. Ruddy play was too. I should be concentrating on my own music besides. Nevermind that I haven't played in two weeks There are plenty of other fish in the sea, anyway. Glenda Crook's been giving me eyes.]

Not really in the mood for fish, though.

[Hexed to Kirley, Waggy, and Haysel]
You're the only three I've ever told. Ever.
[/Hexed]

( Private )

Shite. Shite damn.

Bloody fuzzy bunnies hell.





HEY. WHY THE fuzzy bunnies IS PAUL CENSORING HIMSELF?

This "Ryan snogged Tremlett" thing is really getting old.

[Private, readable by Kirley]
Shit shit shit bugger shit bloody hell. I thought he was clean again. So did Mam, actually. He promised her he was clean.

There was a fight. Don't know what happened but someone's in a coma and Edgar says it was Con. Bloody hate Edgar, he's always been a sly one. Never trusted him, but Con swore up and down he was a decent bloke. Doesn't matter too much anyway, they were all coked up, all five of them and now he's ruddy in jail.

Fuck you, Con.
[/Private]

Funny. Penrose asked me how I was doing with the lines for Orsino.



If you need me, I'll be playing. Learned the blues scale. Don't bother me.

It never happened.

MEAGHAN THAT WAS YOU WASN'T IT?

Yeah, you lot can all just shut your gobs right now. If Ryan was a decent Captain, it wouldn't have mattered if Kirl had gotten the Snitch or not.

Maybe Jones is just a better Captain, ever think of that?



PS: Bartholomew?

How the fuck did I end up with four babies?

At least I know which one is mine - it's the one with the dented head. Courtesy of Miss Ryan herself, chucking it at my head. Wonder why she would have done that.

( Private to friends )

I didn't get detention, for the record. Did lose five points but dipshit Pepper got five so doesn't make much different. Think Ryan got some points for Gryffindor too so there's that. Can't see why she had to go running off to Sprout to tattle when it was already clear Pepper wouldn't have agreed to switch. Shouldn't have been such a big deal anyway, since Sprout never actually specified we couldn't switch.

Dizz, you still making me that colour-coded schedule?

This set-building's not that bad. Only doing it this week, but it's still not that bad. These are some pretty neat spells for it, too. Can't wait to get back and play some tonight though.

( Hexed private to friends )

What should we name our child?


I think I've got Pepper almost convinced, and I don't really care what Staci Ryan says.

Guess we've got more time to practise then. Too bad Archie's still got that ruddy play.

[Private to Kirl, Archie, Haysel, Meaghan, and Dizzy]

Oh and Staci Ryan says "TELL HIM TO COME TO THE NEXT OPEN PRACTISE AND BARRY WILL LET HIM BACK ON THE TEAM."

Guess that means I'm bored again.

[/Private]

Red, I'm not too happy about this.

Especially since I now match Pepper. It's been a whole fucking day and I'm still glowing.

[Private to Kirl and Archie]
How does Sunday afternoon sound for practise? I'd say Sunday evening but there's OWLS for us sixth years.

Kirl, are you kicked off the Quidditch team because you missed practise?
[/Private]

( Private )

Kirl, have you got my copy of Hogwarts, A History? Wait, why would you take it?

[Hexed private to friends]

Ruddy sick of all this. Every time I pick Paul up that poser Hooper is saying something or other about Pepper. Deal with that bastard enough in the dorms I'd rather not be hearing about him twenty-four seven, even if he does need to be punched. Bet the ass blamed us for the room being so messy when it was that ruddy book Savage was

Kirl, Wags, let's play more or something. With Haysel gone all day due to her ruddy play I'm bored as fuck. Wait, that won't work, you're in the play too, Wags. Wait, damn.

[/Hexed]

Red, are we going to Hogsmeade? And who the fuck hell leaves socks all over the Common room? Striped socks?

Feel like I'm a Gobstone going back and forth and back and forth. Dormitory, common room, dormitory common room. Can't figure out which I can't stand more. Common room's crowded, dormitory's got Ryan and Savage and Pepper. Blinkered twats if I ever met any. Kirl, I ever tell you about the time I used Pepper's toothbrush to... nevermind, shouldn't say. Can't figure out why Poke and MacFarlan and Hooper hang around with him, they seem like half decent blokes on their own.

Would like to be getting more work done, but someone's got some nancy play to star in. Chief ponce, you are then? Hope the ruddy thing's over soon - we've got work to do and I've already read all the books I brought with me. Better hope that by the time we get together between the rubbish play and rubbish Quidditch that you lot haven't forgotten how to play.


We've got History of Magic tomorrow. I'm counting how many times Binns says the word "conflict." Last Thursday it was 47. Should make it a drinking game. We could use it to help Red get into her part for the rubbish play.



Oi, Archie. Didn't you date some French bird? Bet you could tell all the ickles how they reproduce.

HOLY SALAZAR.

Has anyone else seen Pince? Her chin looks like a fadge.

Mmm, I'm hungry. Those bangers and mash seemed like so long ago. In the mood for crab though, anyone seen any crab? Red crab is my favourite. Maybe one that's still alive? Try looking in a mirror?

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